1. "Nothing" - This is the calm before the storm. This means 'something' and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'nothing' usually end in 'fine'.
2. "Fine" - This is a word women use to end an argument when they're right and you need to shut up!
3. "5 minutes" - If she's getting dressed, this means half an hour. It is 5 mins if you have just been given 5 more mins to watch the game before helping around the house.
4. "Go head" - This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
5. Loud sigh - This is not actually a word, but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by man. A loud sigh means she thinks you're an idiot and wonders why she's wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over 'nothing'.
6."That's okay" - This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's OK" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. "Thanks" - A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
8."Whatever" - It's a woman's way of saying "fcuk you!"
9. 'Duno"...thats when U are expected to come out with a solution to the problem.
10 'Anything' ... that's means U dun anyhow ti kum ti kum and buy anything hor...
11. Up to you/u decide - look, i already know what i want. u jolly well get it right, else u are in deep sheet
12. U try lor... u better do it the right way..
13. 'Do I look fat in this'...you better lie..
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